Parenting lessons
February 29th, 2012 § Leave a Comment
The sure way to get your kid to eat her snot is to say ‘Don’t eat your snot.’
If you invent a word, your kid will adopt it. Our word is ‘adorabubble’ which I hear every day now.
When telling a story about Jubba the Hut don’t describe him as fat and ugly, cause sure as hell she’ll point to a lookalike in real life and say ‘That man is fat and ugly’ at the top of her voice.
While it’s fun telling her a scary story about Sharktopus, a half shark half octopus that roams the ocean eating people, it ain’t so much fun when she wakes up crying during the night from a nightmare about same Sharktopus.
Parenting-every day is an adventure into the unknown.
